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" Heavy back squats will cure cancer. "

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Funny stuff

Sunday 8 May 2011

Un-Bodybuilding Related

But.....

This is the best metaphor for remembering any type of marketing.

"You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point to you and say "He's/She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at party. You get their phone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag and offer them a ride. Then you say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party when a fabulous girl/guy walks up to you and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. "